Going to the park. You climb the slide and squeak down really, really slowly.
Your Christmas present is not working on Christmas day
You drop your lolly on the ground and can’t pick it up because you Mum said, even though you can see there is no dirt on it at all. None.
Your mum tells your Gran that sweets are banned, and instead of a bag of cola cubes you are suddenly presented with a bag of mixed nuts and raisins.
Missing the pantomime by walking into a street lamp.
