So whenever women and girls on FB update their profile picture there is quite often a sub-plot of shagability. Either demure, yet shagable, sexy and clearly up for it yet Shagable, understated and shagable, or worst still, a plain shagable, self taken picture on a mobile phone. Men tend not to worry with their own profiles, although it seems important that men comment on your profile picture update according to how hot you are..
I told someone that I had a really tight deadline today. I didn’t have a really tight deadline. I am just used to saying I have one and I was worried that if I didn’t say it that he might not get the job done, as everyone else would tell him about their tight deadlines, and he might forget about my not so tight one.
“Bullshit baffles brains.” A quote from my Great Uncle Gilbert, QC. He said that was what won him his cases. Well, I am fell victim to this last week. This is what I was told. I still don’t know what any of it meant. Feel free to enlighten me.
Another sub genre of cyclist: Bums in the air, boys! (Staring at one of these is the best trick yet for repressing any desire for a bacon sandwich)